Recent reviews by SALEM

Its just Xenoverse 2 but without an "original" plotline, customization, or really.. Anything that made Xenoverse 2 good. The combat is fine, the story is just.. Dragon Ball Z, the models look fine for the most part (if you ignore how Mr. Popo looks like a character from Simpsons Hit 'n' Run), and it's just.. Okay at best. The exploration is cool at least, some of the abilities are actually made useful, yet all and all it's just kind of boring. Aside from the fact that the fodder npcs arent just Saibamen anymore, it doesn't really bring a whole lot to the table. Overall; Buy Xenoverse 2 instead, or Fighterz.

I genuinely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game, and if I could find the words to describe my feelings for it I still wouldn't be able to fit them all in this tiny ass review. This feels like one of those games that are going to stick with me for the rest of my life.

Definitely works best with Bleed by Meshuggah

The game feels like if Hylics and Anger Foot had an arena shooter baby, and it ended up having Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I love it

Probably the worst game I have ever played, maybe worse than that.

The heist is fun and all, but it feels really incomplete without Scarface himself.

The main problems I have with the game.

1. There is no options menu, therefor I cannot turn off the music.
2. Free movement doesn't exist in this. Atleast the teleportation is fine.
3. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teleportation. No, it isn't good. Every teleport takes up your stamina bar, and as you can guess it's a pain in the ass. "Oh but if you move freely there isn't much of a challenge" It's a challenging game as is, I don't need ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stamina to know that it's challenging.
4. The slow ass turning. In case you don't wanna be wrapped up in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wires (unless your VR headset is wireless) then just don't buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. It takes 10 seconds to do a 180. I've seen old people ♥♥♥♥ faster than the turning controls in this game.
5. Weaponry. The weapons in this game are pretty enjoyable, but my main problem is with the guns. The guns are.. Weak. I have killed people faster with my fists than with a gun in this game. The revolver is a peashooter, and the shotgun is.. Bad. There's also durability, yet they do the durability quite well. Of course it breaks after like 5 swings but it's overall quite a good system.
6. The fact that there is a button to change your height. Now of course I can understand if you're a really tall dude and you're trying to grab something off the ground, but this ♥♥♥♥ just is sickening. I have tried to teleport and got sick because of the resizing more times than I can count.

Things I do like about the game.

1. The combat. The combat in this game is fun, albeit a tad easy. Punching somebody in the face in VR is quite nice, especially with such an impact as the fists. I felt like Kaneda during the opening scene of AKIRA where he takes off a dudes head with a lead pipe.
2. The maps. The maps in this game are very few seeing as Bellcat didn't really touch the game after release, and probably for the best. The maps here are quite nice though, you got an office and a store. What more could you need?
3. The sound effects. The noises in this game make it feel less like you're hitting a dude in the face, and more like you're playing the skin bongos. Now don't get me wrong, that's absolutely a good thing. Although it feels less like I'm killing a man, and feels more like I turned into the titular rat Jerry and walloped the angry cat Tom into oblivion.
4. Weapons. All of the items (that you can grab) can be used as weapons. There have been points where I have killed a dude with a mousepad, and a dead body. Like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up flail.

My final opinions.

The game feels less like an actual VR game, and more like a cashgrab because of Paint the Town Red's popularity. The game hasn't been updated ever since release, there are only 3 maps, and the combat is boring at times. The only threat is turning in game. The cons outway the pros here, and I wouldn't recommend buying the game at all. Sure it has it's moments but it just isn't really that fun. Buy Blade and Sorcery, or Blood Flow if you want fast and violent games about murder. Don't make the same mistake I did.

This is one of the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and sad games I have ever played. Like, yeah it's pretty funny if you have potty humor or find human mortality funny, but it's just really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ depressing. I have played games that have made me sad before, but this game just gives me an impending feeling of dread for no reason at all. The ending is really good, and so is the secret ending if you get Repentance. It is possibly one of the best games I have ever and will ever played. What are you waiting for, Christmas? Buy the game.

Absolutely some of the most fun I've had in a roguelike. The community is great, the art direction and gameplay is great. And the bustling fungus is great. The only problem is that MUL-T is in the game.

It's an amazing game, just wish it had built in Co-op.