Boneth's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 4:54am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:06am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:00am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 5:43am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:40am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 6:33am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:25am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 3:02am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 4:04am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 6:14am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 9:53am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 3:09am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:41am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:49am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 9:36am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 5:13am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 3:35am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:15am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 8:05am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:25am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 4:21am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:34am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:54am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:00am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 6:43am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:34am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 9:16am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 2:50am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 3:12am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 9:26am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:05am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:00am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:41am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:06am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:29am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 8:19am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 4:55am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 3:03am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 4:11am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:48am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:19am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 4:57am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 5:49am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2015 @ 8:46am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 6:07am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 2:37am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 6:21am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2016 @ 7:55am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:44am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 4:29am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 6:06am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:38am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 9:21am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 8:38am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 8:59am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 9:54am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 5:08am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

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