I teach players my DotA skills //
DotA 2 laning coaching - 15$/hour

Exclusive offers for U (only today) //
Choose YOUR personal hero pool - 5$
How to play vs. smurfs - 10$
kebab juice strat - 1.5$

HELLO, BABY!
You are on my personal Valve page and you can read about me.

I'm so strong Dota 2 player and love dat game. I'm play it on my 5$-iranian pc to be a next The International champion. (I'm champion already)
Top 1 World Broodmother of whole WORLD (learned by twitch.tv/serejaperviy and RAMZES666)
Top 1 World Anti-mage (Garena style with BF on 30 minute with no racks, learned by Serega Pirat & Miracle)
Top 1 World Huskar (learned by Garena pubers, twitch.tv/qSnake)
Top 1 World Tinker (rearm-rockets-???-profit!!!, dd-tinker with daedalus and mjolnir, learned elder techniques by Funkefal)
Active amulet buyer (coz it's a kinda good item at all, u know)
Top 1 World Pos 5 (endless wards and smokes with Snopp Dogg and Van Darkholme)
Top 1 World Pos 2 (coz beat titans 1x1 in thousand games)

if you are: Liquid / Team Secret / Fnatic, etc. tier-1 team manager - pm me, i can win absolutely all of that Internationals in a row.

(secret genius pick for DotA 2): Troll Warlord - Medusa - Pudge - Techies - PotM.

GOLDEN APEX LEGENDS FRAGGER

Apex Legends = Apex (DotA 2)
Fortnite = Apex Legends
Fortnite = DotA 2

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SOME GOOD STRATS EXCLUSIVELY //

Cliff strat for Fortnite //

1. Jump .
2. Sit on tree in zone .
3. Free PTS .

Cliff strat in Apex Legends //

1. Pick Wattson .
2. Loot R99 and trap some home in zone .
3. Sit in .
4. Good chances .

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Fable casual player

thousands mobs
(wanna endless play in this game)

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Morrowind pro player

Redguard warrior
Accounts booster on OpenMW servers

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Sacred grinder

Wooden elf
Seraphim
Gladiator
Battle mage - jump strat

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Rome: Total War

easy mode speedruns
hardcore rank many games
online-veteran

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Godlike C&C: Generals - Zero Hour player

(god of fast rush)
Speedrunned all
(check my skill about, what? i'm good, huh)

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Half-Life 2

Professional player

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FACEIT player (good 8% of winrate) vs. nice teams change my live (now i'm real GXD)

Luv fragging in UT99 & fall in UT2004 (rly fun)
Godlike bots grinding coz 9999999999ping from my state (Arctic)
but love dat UT99 servers with real pros

WATCH MY VIDEOS ONLINE and meet close with my creative in there //
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCj1zwP-D7hsnC_a7Tvh73A
https://vk.com/dallas_broker
twitch.tv/corgy_dallas

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Godlike music //

溶けない名前 Tokenai Namae - 制服甘露倶楽部 Seifuku Kanro Club // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2uLPowQ-Gk
Teebs - Collections 01 // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9eyIpAvANo&list=PL4fjVadlpx8UrJ5JBrT8qvWUNbmu1FPZA
Tyler, The Creator - IGOR
Frank Ocean - nostalgia, ULTRA. (2011)
仮想夢プラザ - 仮想夢女の子 (2016)
Death's Dynamic Shroud - I'll Try Living Like This
Utada Hikaru - Deep River
Земфира - Земфира
Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake (Deluxe) - LUV vs. The World 2
Vendredi sur Mer - Premiers émois
PARTYNEXTDOOR - PARTYNEXTDOOR
playingtheangel - CARNIVAL DRAGON
Omarion - Sex Playlist
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Nanda Collection
Michael Jackson - XSCAPE
Bad Boys Blue - To Blue Horizons
Rina Sawayama - SAWAYAMA
Tommy Genesis - Tommy Genesis
Freddie Gibbs - Freddie
Смоки Мо - Планета 46
Смоки Мо - Кара-Тэ
Pearl Jam - Ten
Smash Mouth - Fush Yu Mang
Земфира - Прости меня моя любовь
50 Cent - The Massacre
Весна на улице Карла Юхана - Любовь & Бедность
Sweet Coffee - Face to Face
JPEGMAFIA - All My Heroes Are Cornballs
Beyoncé - I AM...SASHA FIERCE - Platinum Edition
M.I.A. - AIM Deluxe
Tricky - Maxinquaye Deluxe Edition
Snow Patrol - Final Straw
Kendrick Lamar - DAMN. COLLECTORS EDITION.
Frank Ocean - channel ORANGE Explicit Version
Childish Gambino - "Awaken, My Love!"
Kanye West - JESUS IS KING
Луч - Дорога на гок (2010)
Charles Aznavour - Hier... Encore
Kwamie Liv - Lovers That Come and Go
Frank Ocean - Blonde
t.A.T.u. - 200 По встречной
Moby - Play
The Cardigans - Emmerdale
Air - Moon Safari
Sting - ...All This Time
Spice Girls - Greatest Hits
Marcus Miller - Suddenly
Alizée - Gourmandises
Paula Abdul - Forever Your Girl
The Cardigans - Life
Yung Hurn - Love Hotel EP
Yung Hurn - 1220

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GOLDEN MOVIES //

La Notte (1961)
The Eclipse (1962)
8 1/2 (1963)

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GOLDEN BOOKS //

Victor Pelevin - The Life of Insects (1993)