How do you wipe your balls?

I've always been a little scared to ask this of my friends, but that's what this is for. Warning, this might be a little graphic.

When you guys are taking a dump, and you're squeezing it out. There's that moment sometimes when it's a bigger one that you feel it lightly scraping along your sack. So after you're done wiping your ass, do you grab your sack and pull it tight and then wipe? Or should I be doing something different?

I don’t belive men actually enjoy playing video games

Yeah, I said it. I just don’t buy it.

Why would you voluntarily sit in front of a screen for hours, getting yelled at by 12-year-olds, grinding the same levels over and over, or getting destroyed in ranked matches? I just don’t get it. Most of these guys don’t even finish the games they buy. They just hop from one hype title to the next. If you're bored, just do literally anything else.

And let’s not ignore the downsides: eye strain, lack of sleep, wasting weekends, rage quitting, and trash talking. Honestly, it feels like there's some kind of weird societal script where boys pretend to love gaming because it’s expected. Maybe to fit in with their friends or to avoid looking lame for doing something else.

why i hate noobs. reason number 1 is, uh… when you ha- when they- when theyre a noob they pretend to have robux, and they put uhhh they put items on like that and when they really ha- they have no robux. no robux and then they pretend to be cool. uh top two reasons why i hate noobs, is because theyre really really annoying. uhm they do th- they do this, theyll have the selfie and then theyll, uhm then they ge- they then get in the car, and then they go inside your house, and thats really annoying, when theyre by a house in life in paradise they always go in my house when i lock the door but they still found a way in. number- top three reasons why i hate noobs is um theyre really bad at spelling. i- thats not how you spell drowning. and thats one of the noobs that puts the- that puts the- thats puts the robux items on, that really has no robux, so thats two things i dont like about her. uhm, top five reasons i- the fifth reason why i hate- uhh, noobs, is because theyre- theyre dumb.

you will die

YEAAAA

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