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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: Sep 24, 2015 @ 12:22pm

dont let this game fool you with its fake cuddly bear in fact

Should you encounter a black bear

Stay calm - DO NOT RUN (running may elicit a chase response by the bear).

Pick up children so they don't run or scream; restrain dog; avoid eye contact and talk in soothing voice.

If the bear stands up, he is NOT going to attack but is curious and wants a better sniff or view.

Back away slowly; if bear chomps jaw, lunges, or slaps ground or brush with paw, he feels threatened.

Slowly retreat from area or make wide detour around bear; don't crowd or block bear's escape route.


the game is okay tho
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Colossal Sprout Nov 1, 2015 @ 8:41am 
Blew my mind just a tiny bit, thank you.

Ps. Don't let the PC brigade see this review, it might be wrongly interpreted as discrimination
Behindo Sep 26, 2015 @ 3:19am 
tipical emerican.