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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 52.2 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 22, 2014 @ 3:16am

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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69 Comments
SickWheelchairCombos Sep 27, 2014 @ 8:17pm 
This is clearly a joke review.
*sees 50.7 hours in game*
I don't know what to think anymore.
inting sion Aug 20, 2014 @ 9:42am 
Nice job.
10kYoS Aug 19, 2014 @ 12:02am 
At some point something went wrong in your life
jonoPorter Jul 4, 2014 @ 7:25pm 
*tips fedora
OK Garmin Jun 24, 2014 @ 11:02am 
A BIG -sweg for no hentai's in this post...
olen rento Jun 18, 2014 @ 7:35am 
WHY DO YOU HAVE 50H OF THIS GAME!?
krAKen Jun 15, 2014 @ 12:24am 
i hope you die
Metal Ruler Jun 11, 2014 @ 9:40am 
You're pretty damn impressive.
Superscooter Jun 8, 2014 @ 7:49am 
RIP Ken-sama
Paintbrush Poltergeist Apr 28, 2014 @ 8:41am 
Stale pasta. Hmmmmm.