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not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth.

"Hey Cindotron, I just checked your Steam stats and, um, are you building the entire Pacific Ocean in Raft? Over 345 hours in two weeks?! That's like you’ve been stranded on a virtual raft longer than Tom Hanks in Cast Away. Remember to hydrate in real life too, Captain! 🌊🪵🚣‍♀️"

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Babe, I’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. It’s me, I’m omegalul. I’m sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, I’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa.

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