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Recent reviews by Chillbytes

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
93.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Wasted potential. Gameplay loop is not satisfying. Base building is jank. Assembly lines require minimal setup and exist just to time gate content. Updates aren't really going anywhere. It's not a pokemon competitor it's just a third person shooter with a boring pet. Game attempts to do everything and ends up doing nothing well or interesting.
Posted April 9.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Last update 2018. As of 2025 street view no longer works.
Posted March 5.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record
Unplayable.
Posted January 11.
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7.4 hrs on record
Constant nagging bugs that ruin an otherwise entirely mediocre experience. They went for simple and cute. Only they went too simple. You'll see everything the game has to offer after an hour. Easy skip.
Posted January 10.
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4 people found this review helpful
9.2 hrs on record
Majesty 2 is what happens when the ideas guy is left unrestrained but he never actually plays the game because that might inhibit his genius.
Posted January 10.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record
Incredibly repetitive, unfulfilling grind. English voice acting is nails on a chalkboard.
Posted November 30, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
94.1 hrs on record
I make-a da pasta
Posted October 27, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's ugly on purpose.
Posted August 13, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
It's not all jokes. Some of it is just the developers barely disguised fetish.

The pathfinding really eats ♥♥♥♥ in the second half.
Posted January 13, 2024. Last edited January 13, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record
Single player monopoly.
Posted January 12, 2024.
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