So... how 'bout the weather recently?...... How's your mom doing? Good? That's good... So I, uh, saw your mom in the Target parking lot yesterday... Yeah, crazy coincidence. She said that you had a banana addiction... Mm hmm... No need to get angry buddy, I just wanted to make sure you were okay... Oh, that's good. But, just in case you get your "banana urges," you should probably wear an Anti-Banana mask... Oh you have one? Awesome... Oh, heck yeah I love bananas too but I don't go arou- What's that?.. Pshhhfff. No way bro... I can guarantee you that I don't have a banana addiction... Shaddup. Just shaddup... Your mom's a lobster! That's right! I said it. What're you gonna do about it, banana boy?!?.. Oh, snap, don't hit me with that bana- *SHHWAPP!!!* Arrrggggghh...... Aw, dude... What the crap man?!!!!???!?!?! PUT DOWN THE BANANA!!!!!!!! NO, STOP!!!!! DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR- *Squiiisshhh Pfffffffftt* ...butt... AW GROSS GET IT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH BLAAAAAAGGHHGHHA LALWLWLALFLJGJJGJGGJYTTERY AHAFINAHFVBAHIOBVNRFMACFNOAIRHFMC..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
So... I saw your mom in the Target parking lot yesterday. She said something about you having a banana addiction? Mm hmm... It's okay to cry, buddy. Yeah... Let it out... By the way now might not be the time but all the bananas that you've been eating?.. Yeah... They're kinda... kinda from my butthole. *Sound of this guy's throat being ripped out* THE END

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