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Furries are becoming more and more accepted each day, ♥♥♥♥ing people while stilll in their Garfield costumes. Meanwhile, in the current holy year, I still get called out for my John Egbert profile picture on Discord. I can still see the "buckets Xdxdxdxd" message, and it's traumatizing. I can't even walk up to any Undertale pleb and [S] Make Her Pay because beating the♥♥♥♥♥♥out of someone is APPARENTLY ILLEGAL EVEN IF THEY LIKE THE WRONG MEGOLOVANIA! This law was made to oppress Homestucks. I type with my keyboard that has John's face starring down the ♥♥♥♥ing furries in disappointment to assert dominance. Furries also stole furries from Homestuck and made them worse. ♥♥♥♥ you, we need to dye ourselves with Sharpie markers in hotel room bathtubs to combat this AND RIOT! You can't fight the Homestuck, and we will prosper. I warned you about Homestuck, bro.