Did you know the founder of Scientology has more published works than any other author in recorded history? 1,084 published works in their name and they all sound like they were written by a distracted 3rd grader. Absolutely wild. Dude also tried to see if tomatoes feel pain. like why?? what could we have to gain from this knowledge and how high do you have to be to even think about this? dude was just stoned out of his mind electrocuting tomatoes and writing the same book a thousand times and somehow ascended into becoming Jesus for celebrities and (i assume) the state of Florida. i feel like that's a safe thing to assume. you ever look into what happened to the wife of the current leader of Scientology? she just vanished from the public in 2007 and they keep saying "oh she is fine" WHERE IS SHELLY YOU FREAKS?? there's a video of someone asking tom cruise what happened to her and he got WEIRD in seconds. just bonkers that SWAT hasn't raided their compounds and freed Jon Travolta. i wholeheartedly believe that tom cruise sucks all the good work away from the Travolt and hes left looking like an old ham that got forgotten about after Easter dinner. HE WAS IN HAIRSPRAY AND FACE OFF AND WAS LIKE THE HOTTEST DUDE IN THE 80S GIVE MY BOY SOME DECENT WORK HE HUNGRY.

sorry i get emotional about the mighty Travolt


Anywho did you know did you know the main character from handmaidens tale? that actress is a Scientologist.... ill let you wrap your head around that one on your own. so is the lady who voices most of the kids in the Simpsons, yeah Bart and Lisa are voiced by a conduit of Xenu.... those poor kids

fun fact BECK was born into the "not cult" and got the ♥♥♥♥ out. i like that for him, good ♥♥♥♥ BECK. dude ain't a termite choking on the splinters anymore. my boy finally got out and got crazy with the cheese wiz.. good. ♥♥♥♥.


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