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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
Saavdhan raho satark raho
Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet
trucks. But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to
go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports
that enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.
-- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"
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Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
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Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.
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Peter: [clearing his throat] Excuse me but I'm pretty sure the north won the war. [dead silence]
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Scully: Must be nice not having someone questioning your every
move ... poking holes in all your theorys ...
Mulder: [joking] Oh yeah, it's great, I'm surprised I put up
with you for so long!
"The X-Files: Sleepless"
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