Recent reviews by Bill Jin

A mash of Frogger 2 and Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy

I actually want medieval brothel and black market dlc I want my crops stolen by horny poor peasants and sold to the baron in exchange for cheap and dirty barn sex. Then smuggled with oxen to the baron whom in return pillages my cities and makes my men shocked and lonely. That's how I do business, now pls devs

Great for documentaries and diy projects. I kind of hate the ugly interface but functionally it's almost perfect so yolo

I loved it. A little bit too short for the price but experience was fantastic. Made me think about the game for a few days after beating and I think it's well thought out.

I really wanted to like this game but it boils down to a grindfest and making excel spreadsheets of what to do each second. Its like eve online but timed. I dont want to finish the story, although it interests me very much.

Finished the game, some thoughts,
mild spoilers ahead

American wagon has soul but all of the advanced upgrades look like they were designed for gamers, even engine is rgb, pure cheese.

There are lots of asthetic customisations but none are more interesting than wagons own original elements, then there are the infamous stickers... In 30h I only found one sticker and it was some mediocre dogs, i dont even care about dogs. Wasted potential. Devs could have lazily made a set of a few edgy text stickers and whole system would be better.

Car didn't make me crazy or never did anything supernatural although I was constantly conditioned to expect that.

Ending sucked so much it basically killed the story that was already begging for a bullet. Ended things suddenly like a stroke. First half or even 3/4 of the game story which is decent is pointless because ending and post credit scene laughs in your face. It's also all very inclusive but I was not invited. Characters are major edgelords and don't have anything interesting to say.

Generated maps are generated and it shows. Only good handcrafted location is garage and maybe intro drive part. Rest of the game is dull. Like maneuvering around exact same concrete part conveniently placed on the road about thousand times? Me too. I basically feel cheated as I thought game will be designed like demo. Maps are extremely crowded and not in a fun way. Especially if rng suddenly hates your guts. It doesn't get hard, which would mean fairly challenging, but very frustrating which means random pain.

GRIND. When I got to the point I had to make lim shield I lacked red crystals. I made multiple trips but game didn't like me and never spawned maps with too many of them. Dumpster is also useless as it always lags with technology and drops obsolete car parts. I got frustrated and used cheats to make everything for free.

Stunning. I'm looking forward for more paintings. I would pay more for high quality like this. I think starry night is the best so far. I always liked this painting but seeing the vista in vr changed my whole perspective. And now even when I watch the original painting it feels like my own dream. Somehow this app incorporated artists or maybe even developers own feelings about pieces. I love everything about it. I've shown this to my mom and she was basically in tears.

This is a mobile game disguised as a deep multi genre sim/hack and slash. Only thing deep about it is grind. Its dark humour and addiction mechanisms are actually targeted for kids, thats the reason for such a high regard. But before I got disgusted by designers greedy tactics I just got heavily bored as Im not a target for games that regulate my dopamine with rewards and grind. Apart from that, which is crafted masterfully the game doesnt have much to offer.

I really liked first half of an hour when everything was creepy. Then I slowly started realising this game is about fishing minigames and cookie clicker clicking, mostly when early characters stopped interacting and some intriguing early dialogues didn't go anywhere. story is afterthought and exploration is boring. I liked the bad ending.

I like. Good time.