Calvas
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[] Jump: 6 | Speed: 711 | Speed Δ: 57 | Height Δ: 1 | Gain: 85.97%

[SSJ] Jump 6 | Speed 651 | Speed Δ 50 | Height Δ 1 | Gain 81.94%


[SourceBans] Console: Permanently banned player "UNITYHACKS UNDETECTED CHEATS" (reason: "Strafehack - sWigglehack").


unity 20. sep., 2017 @ 19:08
[SM] Permanently banned player "Calvas Xd" (reason: angle cheat)

unity 20. feb., 2017 @ 21:45
prob one of best bhoppers

zeltim 13. mars, 2017 @ 22:19
Show me your ssj

zan 11. mai, 2016 @ 3:00
Where do I apply to become a strafe god apprentice? Teach me please...

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about Calvas, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Bhop seals, and he’s been involved in numerous world records on Strafe maps, He has over 300 confirmed WRS. He is trained in Strafe sync and he's the top Syncer in the entire US and EU bhop forces. You are nothing to him but just another time to beat. He will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with his strafes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to Calvas over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hackers across the WORLD and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your times. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. He can be in any server, anytime, and he can destroy your times in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare 2-strafes. Not only he's extensively trained in LJs, but he has access to the entire arsenal of Scripts and strafe hacks and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable times off the face of all servers, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. He will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over your times and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

CALVAS ISN'T SO GREAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A BHOPPER WITH SUCH AND ABILITY TO CLICK A AND D FAST? CALVAS TAKES THE STRAFE GAME TO ANOTHER LEVEL, AND WE WILL BE BLESSED IF WE EVER SEE A PLAYER WITH HIS SKILL AND PASSION FOR STRAFING AGAIN. FOREST BEATS RECORDS. TERRY BEATS RECORDS. NERA BREAKS ANTICHEATS. CALVAS BREAKS THE RULES. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR OPTIMIZED RUNS. I PREFER THE CALVAS MAGIC!

If you see this post when scrolling

You have been visited by Calvas from Horizon/SourceCode

Good SSJ and wide strafes will come to you

But only if u comment "thank mr calvas" on my profile

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good strafes go౦ԁ strafes👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌sync right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do strafe so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im hopping about right there right there (chorus: 620 ssj) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 �
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have a nice offer, added
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