Recent reviews by SSgt. Calimar

Just no - this only has a small bit of the gameplay that Payday 2 has - and I'm not talking about the lack of heists or characters.
Why can't the 'host' decide when we are restarting the level?
Why do restart votes timeout?
Why do we have to wait in matchmaking for private or friends-only heists?
Why were so many of the lessons learned in making Payday 2 such a great game abandoned on an orphanage doorstep and forgotten about?

Seriously folks - the only thing that makes this any fun right now is the group of friends that I heist with.

Why can't I just give something a positive review without needing to write my feelings down in your diary? It is so ludicrous that I have to justify any positive endorsement of a product with "best thing since the Sun shone yesterday!" or "would rather play this than wear underwear on my head while driving a bus!". Just accept a positive rating and let me alone after that. Believe me, if I have something something to say (positive or negative), I will not hold back on letting all that cared to read know what my opinion is, but this inane practice of requiring words to follow every rating is... well - inane. I could understand that if I said I wouldn't recommend it you might need to have an opinion as to why, but why can't we just take a thumbs up and run with it anymore? Besides, in the comment description above, you do say "Please describe...", not "Describe or you can't vote..." (that does come later though)

If I must give some form of positive feedback to the community, then I guess I will say:

"Runs great on whatever computer it is that I am using right now - game is in color and has sound that works. - a marked improvement from the original Wolfenstein 3d running on my 486 DX with a Sound Blaster. As for the explodey parts in the game, they seemed to usually explode with a satisfying amount of debris and chaos - except for that one lighthouse off of the Northern part of the map - it just sat there and looked lonely and made me feel sad whenever I went by it - never could get it to explode."

Hope that was enough of a good word for the game. Ciao

Still loving it after all these years!