I believe in self-reliance (except when my teammates carry me).
If we lose, it is because of external factors beyond my control.
If we win, it is due to my brilliant leadership and 200 IQ plays.

Favorite Games:

Hearts of Iron IV (I rewrite history. Frequently.)
Civilization VI (denounced by everyone by turn 50, as expected)
Total War (I pause a lot. A true leader must think.)
CS2 (I am not bad, my team is sabotaging me)

Playstyle:

Strategic genius (in theory)
Micro-management enthusiast (I will ping you 47 times)
Blame distribution expert
Occasionally forgets to unpause

Achievements:

Won a game and took full credit
Lost a game and took zero responsibility
Kicked a teammate for “counter-revolutionary behavior” (he missed one shot)

Rules:

No retreat
No surrender
No backseat gaming (unless it agrees with me)

Comments:
“Why is everyone targeting me?” — every Civ game
“Who queued this map???” — every CS game
“I had lag.” — always

Add me if you are loyal. Or at least decent at the game.