I would like to lick Vaporeon's wet ♥♥♥♥♥ out, while Pikazard slowly rides me with her dripping wet ♥♥♥♥♥ bouncing up and down slowly at a substancial rate just enough to let me last for about 2 hours. :3 Another time I was in the shower with Vaporeon doing some nice and fun stuff. I didn't hear my mom walk in as I squirted my seed juice all over Vaporeons face. She muttered something then walked out.

Later she went to my room to talk. She said I'm a disapointment and left to work. I proceeded to have a threesome with Pikachu and Vaporeon.

I forgot to pull out of Pikachu as I let my juices squirt into her. I didn't think this would be a problem until she laid a egg later that day. I told my mom about my child, she was interested until I said her grandchild is a Pichu.

She deported me to Japan with all my pokegirls. I thought this was gonna suck until i found out Pokephilia was legal in Japan. Now I'm on welfare married to 14 pokemon and i have 7 children.

Hi hash,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."

No, you’re NOT a gamer.
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Wanna hear some thing really funny? RED SUS. Red suuuus. I just said red sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergency meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks bro, dont wanna look sus. Hahahaha!

Słuchajcie, słuchajcie, mieszkańcy Khorinis! Na rozkaz wielmożnego Lorda Hagena, ogłasza się, co następuje! W związku z zaistniałą sytuacją, dla własnego bezpieczeństwa obywatele powinni unikać lasów i bezdroży dookoła miasta. Co więcej, zabrania się wszelkich kontaktów ze zbuntowanymi wieśniakami. Od chwili obecnej, Lord Andre przejmuje wyłączne dowództwo nad naszą strażą. Wszyscy mieszkańcy, którzy posiadają jakiekolwiek przeszkolenie w zakresie walki, niech wstępują w szeregi straży. Wszelkie środki bezpieczeństwa dotyczące górnego miasta zostaną jeszcze bardziej zaostrzone. Strażnicy, strzegący bram, nie będą przepuszczać nikogo, kto nie posiada zezwolenia na wejście do miasta. We wszystkich miastach i regionach królestwa zostaje wprowadzony stan wojenny. Sędziowie cywilni zostają pozbawieni swych praw, a ich obowiązki przejmują królewscy paladyni.

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