Whos kris brezzey

When I come from Russia many years ago I take GCSE england. I come from small town named Chornobyl. Chornobyl is beautiful town but not many schools and teachers. My brother Yuri, he tell me, you go to english, you learn language england, and you make Chornobyl proud! So I go to english and I study very much. On nights off, I drink shots of vodka to remind myself brother Yuri is still Russia, and often I bad because I miss. When it come to time of exam, I decide I am no great enough at england to get a stars. So I call Yuri, who tell me: "listen Boris. You do england, you read manuscript, you enlighten." So night before exam I look previous manuscripts of exam board, and I study more than squid. I come out with grade U. I never hear of grade U but brother Yuri, he say I know better england than all of Chornobyl. My counsel, look previous exam manuscripture, to fry good notations.