Recent reviews by Nite

"A happy ending... Here? For folks like us?

Wrong city, wrong people."

>be me
>20yr old beta male
>buys game to play with gf
>10 STRAIGHT hours of glitches, fenders flying off, car getting stuck in garage, engine flying across the map, boat drama (you know the drill), stolen gasoline, broken backpack mod that drops all my items upon saving, over abundance of groceries and items, entire parts catalogue is in Finnish (I speak American, okay? thanks for the self esteem issues AS IF I WASNT INSECURE ENOU- sorry im projecting.), the most annoying moped ever, MY GRANDMA WONT STOP CALLING ME ABOUT CHURCH AND WANTING FISH I MEAN DAMN.)
>My parents said no alky, but I drank whoel case. YOU CANT EVEN POUT ANYTHIG IN IT I MEAN I CANT EVEN REMOVE ITEMS FROM MY SHIOPING LIST ONCE ITS IN MY ARMS ITS MINE LIKE WHAT A RIP OFF. I HAVE OVER 12 SAUSAGE AND ALL THE BRAKE FLUID AND I DIDNT NEED EITHER OF THOSE THINGS.
>10/10 experience, would play again.

Great and fun. Enjoyed this game so much...better that Saints Row IV