breadmaker
top 50 best IGLs in Open9
Players of Faceit ought not partake in the embrace of love.
Players of Faceit ought not partake in the embrace of love.
Currently Offline
Order of the One Tap - the Religion
Champions of DaTe Gaming Tournament 2026

# KappemPEEK - the act of peeking an angle with a never-ending swing while shooting with an automatic weapon

# Bogdans law - A law that requireth the bearer of an AWP to yield unto a lowly hp comrade

# MurriPEEK - the act of peeking an angle, often banana on inferno, and prefire-headshot-onetapping an enemy, where after retreating

# "1 hp!" - A phrase uttered by one at death's door, that they might soothe their soul and find comfort in themselves

# "Flash me in" - A request that he who maketh it must ever anticipate to lose his sight thereby

# Dunning-Kruger Effect - the path that every Counter-Strike gamer shall walk

#MatteFlash - the act of casting of a flash grenade, with noble intent to smite thine enemy’s sightless gaze, yet in misadventure doth strip thine own comrade, the intended beneficiary, of their precious vision.


And then some quotes from our missionaries:

"Without coin, no sweetness shalt thou gain."

"'Tis not a wall, but a mist; thine bullets may pass through it with ease."

"Behold, a fresh bounty of riches! We may purchase each round"

"Green, thy device of sound doth not work!"

"A doth seem most clear, methinks 'tis B."

"Thy voice is far too loud; I cannot behold."

"Come now, fear not; I shall make thee the lure."

"Thou canst not halt an avalanche with but a steed."

"Players of Faceit ought not partake in the embrace of love."


Origin:

"No money, no honey" ~ russian 2k19

"It's not a wall, it's a smoke, you can run through it" ~ random finnish guy 24.06.2019

"We have new economy, we can buy every round!" ~ random russian 25.06.2019

"Green, your micro dont work!" ~ Angry russian 28.06.2019

"I am smok A" ~ Every english-speaking russian ever

"A seems pretty clear, i think it's B" ~ Rexids last call before we both died

"Eci, why did you turn into a dinosour?" ~ Charlies gurlfriends 22.07.2019

"You are too loud, I can't see" ~ Random russian 24.10.2019

"Kom nu, sluta va rädd ja baitar dej" ~ Matte 30.10.2019

"You can not stop an avalanche with a horse" -Levi 14.02.2023

"I literally had to count down the numbers in the alphabet" ~ Charlie 23.03.2023

"Watch out, he might go up to the room" ~ Charlie on ladderroom 23.03.2023

"Faceit players don't have sex" ~ AwfulAcc 02.05.2024

"Welcome to premier its like a zoo without a zookeeper" ~ Matte 26.02.2025
Favorite Group
CS:GO Team
2
Members
0
In-Game
0
Online
0
In Chat
Screenshot Showcase
Counter-Strike 2
13
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Recent Activity
36 hrs on record
last played on Mar 1
5,067 hrs on record
last played on Feb 27
171 hrs on record
last played on Feb 10
mundtot Feb 22 @ 7:30am 
top 50 igl while being lvl 8, respectable feat ngl
SeriousSteve Feb 11 @ 12:09pm 
i dont know who this is.
Mah1aS Feb 7 @ 5:29pm 
bad reputation, usage of megutional headation.
Wolf Feb 7 @ 4:36pm 
-rep meghead
joebiden Feb 6 @ 4:44am 
arabska macka
zim Feb 3 @ 4:42am 
This comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).