Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $69. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store

ppppppooooooooppppppiiiiiiieeeeeeeees

Hello fellow employee of HandieJobs.com , many people have been reporting you for violating our very simple and basic rules, people have been saying there is random flood of white liquid which "might" be mayonnaise. During the middle of the night we had a very undercover investigation into your office and found 69,420 Gigabytes worth of sausage stroking on your "I'm making my very own collection of♥♥♥♥♥♥♥now get away for this top secret personal file" file. This is violating our system and needs to be taken care of, we have already gotten rid of your♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(not mayonnaise) collection as a punishment for this violation. Sausage stroking is not allowed as we only look at HandieJobs.com for jobs for the perfect hands on person. By the way, you have a nice fragrance in your office, but when we took all the♥♥♥♥♥♥♥away, there was no longer a fragrance, coincidental? Probably.

uggh

+rep for fair and fast trades :)