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Lord Shiva, the entry fragger enters into site.

Lord Vishnu didn't want any violence, so he teamflashed.

Lord Shiva being blind, he sprayed in anger, and killed Lord Vishun.

Gautam Buddha wanted peace, so he baited his entire team and waited.

Mohammed using wallhacks, saw site was clear. So he smoke himself and planted the bomb.

Finally, Confucius being wise, left the game long ago knowing what's going to happen. Lord Jesus came through the smoke with a flash that was brighter than the heavens, making everyone blind and diffused the bomb.

This is now how CS:GO is now played.
The End.
Disclaimer, this is just a joke;)


bind m "r_cleardecals"
+cl_show_team_equipment 1;
snd_mixahead 0.02;
fps_max 0;
muzzleflash_light 0;
r_drawtracers_firstperson 1;

alias "+clearsmoke" "host_timescale 18"; alias "-clearsmoke" "host_timescale 1"; bind "KEY" "+clearsmoke"

mp_humanteam any 1;
mp_respawn_on_death_ct 1;
mp_respawn_on_death_t 1;
mp_autoteambalance 0;
mp_limitteams 0;
bot_quota 10;

give weapon_heavyassaultsuit;

mp_startmoney 60000;
mp_maxmoney 60000;
mp_afterroundmoney 60000;
mp_buytime 60000;
mp_buy_anywhere 1

sv_infinite_ammo 1;
mp_roundtime_defuse 60;mp_roundtime_hostage 60;mp_roundtime 60;

bind "f1" "buy m4a1; buy ak47;"
bind "f2" "buy vesthelm;"
bind "f3" "buy vest;"
bind "f5" "buy molotov; buy incgrenade; buy flashbang; buy hegrenade; buy smokegrenade;"