Recent reviews by Kuziz

I can't say much without spoiling anything, but this is a very cool game. The voice actors are cool, the puzzles are tricky but not impossible (a dumbass like me solved everything without a guide), and you get to smoke some drugs, talk to a clock and stick your head into trash bins.

You would be a fool if you didn't try it out, it's free anyway.

10/10

Hello again, Steam dudes.
You seem to be reading my review.

Well, thanks for bothering!
This time, you are reading a review about:
Euro Truck Simulator 2 *echo here*

Actually, there isn't A LOT to talk about this game.

Game is still supported as of writing this.
There's a multiplayer mod that's fun as ♥♥♥♥.

Practical aspects of gameplay:
Physics are good and they're being worked on.
Casuals and hardcores will love this game. Keyboard or driving wheel, you'll fit right in.
A fair amount of trucks (psst, there's a few "the best" trucks though"
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THOUSANDS OF MILES/KILOMETERS TO DRIVE AROUND (Most of Europe!)
And the Traffic AI™ isn't utter ♥♥♥♥!

If you don't believe all this hype around this game, and all this excitement, then you don't believe in life.
This game is 1000 times more awesome than you think it is. It's addicting™.

10/10™
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it.




yes i like putting trademarks™ everywhere™
low playtime because i used to play a lot on a non-steam version.

Hello there, dear Steam users.
This time, I'm going to write a lot of ♥♥♥♥ about:
DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE.

Let's begin!

tl;dr:
standalone expansion to the original dead island, pretty much better in every aspect, but there are still some bugs left unfixed. in all my playtime, i havent encountered a single game breaking bug. so i guess im just lucky.


SRS BSNS version:
Dead Island Riptide, a standalone expansion to the Dead Island series. It continues RIGHT where Dead Island left off, in a chopper above some sea/ocean/idk, didn't pay attention.
Obviously, Dead Island Riptide wouldn't be a Dead Island game without zombies.
So after the first few cutscenes which totally don't really add anything other than a few minutes to try and attract you to the game, you get control of your picked character.

As this is a direct continuation, you can import a character from the older game, but if it's already max levelled, then you gotta start a new one.
Don't fret, because a new character starts already in level 15, presumably to show off that it actually still remembers something from Banoi.

Location? NOT BANOI. (rip mr. cinnamon lifeguard)
It's time for Palanai! There's a eponymous riptide on the islands, causing nearly everything to be flooded.
Because I have a fetish for water in video games, I've enjoyed this setting much, much more, because there was water EVERYWHERE where I wanted to go!
Then you move to a city and ♥♥♥♥ goes down even more.

The zombie roster has been extended and there's some new ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombies that don't show off any difficulty at all anyway™
The "difficulty" in this game has been increased artificially, compared to the original. Characters are MUCH more damaged by zombies, even a single Walker hit can cause you to lose 3 squares of health.

Medkits have been made a common thing, so yeah.
Inventory has been worked on, and it seems it's better to use or sum ♥♥♥♥.

There's a few more weapons. Nothing really important, other than a staff that wrecks ♥♥♥♥™

And then, we have that Completely Unbalanced New Character™ that is capable of dealing electric damage with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fists. And throw ♥♥♥♥ away VERY FAR. John Morgan iirc.

Anyway, let's sum this up:
8/10, could use more work, but definitely an improvement over the older game.
If you liked the original, you will like this.
If you were skeptical about the original and didn't buy it, you MIGHT like this.
If you don't like zombies, or you don't think the series are worth your attention, 1% for you to like this.

have fun


Yes, I realise this game is pretty old to give a review, but I am really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bored while waiting for something to happen in my life.

What there is to say?
Shantae is finally on PC!

The music is awesome, the gameplay is awesome, the story is awesome, the characters are better than awesome, and YOU CAN KILL STUFF WITH YOUR HAIR! AND YOU CAN DANCE TO CHANGE FORMS! WOAH!

Could use more V-sync though.

And a little bit too short. 4-6 hours, eeehhh.

Welcome to Trumbull Valley. Enjoy the skull smashing and decapitation, and don't worry about those red smudges on your clothes, it's perfectly normal in here!

State of Decay, an arcade-ish zombie "sandbox" game by Undead Labs. "Sandbox" because you have the possibility to do what you want (in game limitations of course), without any time limits.
There is a story, but it's not what you should buy this game for. It's the fun from killing zombies, and building a community to survive.
"Building a community"? Yes. You have it in here. You start out small, with some people barely tying up an end with the other end, and you are supposed to help them survive. Or you can just ignore them completely and go kill some zombies. Up to you.

The combat is pretty enjoyable. The game doesn't have any tutorials on to how to kill that walking corpse, but you will figure it out fairly quickly. Or just check the wiki. There are few types of zombies, from the normal shambling ones, through sprinting bastards and ending with a juggernaut that requires some effort to take out.

Gameplay itself is also done well. You can get into nearly every building you see, you can look around for supplies to help your group survive, you can swap between characters. And there's character progression.
Many people recommend playing on a pad, but I actually have no difficulties to play on a keyboard & mouse.

Graphics are nice, even for a X360 game, made on CryEngine 3. AI is good enough (as for a zombie).

If you are looking for a game where you kill zombies, run around and do stuff, and where it "tries" to simulate an apocalypse, then this is it.

I got this for full price, and I am not disappointed. There's a living modding community going, so the game has at least some years of life more. Although, if you do not care about a story mode, and you prefer just a survival sandbox, you should also get Breakdown DLC.

This is a game you have to play. If you like Battlefield (mostly the old ones, like 2 or 2142) you will enjoy the hell out of this game.

It's basically Battlefield but in the Star Wars universe. There are classes, vehicles, big maps... space fights.

I am not a guy who can write good reviews, so I can only say:

buy it pls

it's good.

dead game

Just a HD remake of a very good game...


Back when FPS's were "RUN FORWARD AND SHOOT YOUR BAZOOKA".


Nostalgic.

I will write this short -

If you have a lot of creativity, get this.
If not, get this. You will just hang around on other gamemodes.

Gamemodes? Yeah, there's a lot of them. Sandbox, Role-Play, Trouble in Terrorist Town, ELEVATOR:SOURCE (my favourite).