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-- Calvin
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein
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VMS Beer: Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top
and sipping. However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or
contain extremely un-beer-like contents.
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I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that
they might escape the lusts of the flesh.
-- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain"
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Theory of Selective Supervision:
The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is
the one time the boss walks through the office.
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'There's stranger people in this world than Corporal Nobbs, my lad.'
Carrot's expression slid into a rictus of intrigued horror.
'Gosh.'
(Men at Arms)
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Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Pöchen.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni-, schna-, schnappte ich mich frei.
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
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Ich bin Stuffi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viele.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.
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Ich bin Stuffi, das kleine Krokodil,
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