This is probably the worst response I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and asked what my biggest regret was it'll be me turning on my internet and scrolling through your comments that fateful day... I'll never recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it giving me a headache everytime I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You permanently ruined my life with this, I hope you're happy. I hope one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psychward is so baffling Ive lost all faith in every justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this comment of yours haunts you in your dreams. -rep

Fresh off the boat, from Reddit, kid? Heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Me? Heh, I'm a judge.. this place.. this place has a lot to offer.. heh you'll see kid.. that is if you can handle it.

My dad beats me. My mom beats me. My brother beats me. My sister beats me. At least I feel safe with jasmin, because she's bad at everything and can't beat anyone +rep

Pregnancy is fake and here's why women made it up.
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Think about it. If pregnancy wasn't real, they'd have to go to work, stand up, and stop saying "I can't, I'm tired."

How does a baby live inside a body for 9 months with no air. Be honest. It doesn't. There's no snorkel. No vents. Nothing. People say "cord" like that explains anything.

Also notice how pregnancy comes with benefits, seats, days off, gifts. Whole parties just for existing.

Meanwhile men get nothing but a chair in the hallway.

You never see the baby come out either. Husband always kicked out. Woman goes in with a big belly, won't let anyone touch it, acts dramatic cause she's scared it'll pop. Then boom, baby appears.

Coincidence?

This whole thing feels like a long con that got out of hand and now nobody wants to admit it.

i used to have this Benson plushie that i used to pour milk 🥛 on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet 💧 all the time😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

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