LUCIA GON HAVE IT ALL.
Toes done, nails done, hair laid, lashes fluttering like she got her own wind machine. Birkin on one arm, Chanel on the other, Coach just for the backup bag in the car. She ain’t ever gotta pull a job again unless she WANT to pull one, strictly for the thrill, not the bag — the bag already secured.
New crib on the water, gated, cameras everywhere but she still got a getaway boat parked out back just in case old habits creep up. New whip every season, matching whip for the new crib, whip just to go get coffee in. She ain’t NEVER putting the same fit on twice — closet the size of the crib itself, stylist on retainer, everything designer down to the socks.She ain’t cooking — private chef on call 24/7. She ain’t cleaning — whole staff, she don’t even know where the mop is. She ain’t lifting a finger for nothing, I’m doing it ALL. Nails? Booked out a year. Hair appointment on a private jet if she want it done mid-flight.

Wow, what a perfect gooning material.

So masculine, so Aryan. So pristine, so sexy, so racially impeccable. Oozing with testosterone. Your mere presence overwhelms the room; your very pheromones make my legs shake and tremble, make my peepee leak a little. Such strength, such purity, such magnificent virility. I feel utterly unworthy even to goon over such a specimen.

I am overwhelmed with gratitude. I want to fall to my knees, pray, worship, and thank Daddy Hitler Himself (PBUH) for blessing me with such a magnificent, flawless Übermensch.

What divine generosity! What an immeasurable gift! I am but a humble, unworthy admirer in the presence of such perfection. Truly, I have been blessed beyond measure to Goon before such greatness. Thank you daddy hitler.

Every woman out there is already taken. They are all occupied. They have long queues of men waiting their turn to date some woman. There are no available "free" women waiting for someone to give them a chance. Every single woman you ever encounter in your life is already taken and has practically infinite dating options. They are one Tinder profile away from having access to every local Chad, Tyrone, Abdul and Chadlite. Women can set up a profile in middle of a night and get high tier men, who mog you to the 7th hell, to have sex. No woman is waiting for a saviour. If you ever encounter a woman ugly enough to get your hopes up, just remember the law of the Juggernaut and the queue of men waiting their turn on her. Then ask yourself can you mog all other options she has. Not even ugly women want you because their existing options mog you. There is no such thing as femcel. Women always have options, no matter what.

im a woman (f18) and recently ive been having wet dreams about kanye. ive never found black men attractive before, but something about ye is different. like he is incredibly attractive to me. so when i think about him doing me, how big do i imagine his penis? how big are we thinking it is? hes 1000% hung so any answer lower than 7 inches is getting laughed at

I'm 22 years old and my mom still breastfeeds me everyday. She doesn't really have milk or anything anymore, but everyday around 8pm, we snuggle and I suckle for 1-2 hours before she goes to bed. It's always been this way, and I see nothing weird about it. I know it's supposed to be some weird thing so I can't talk about in public.

It is a beautiful feeling and a beautiful experience. It doesn't get overly sexual, it's just two humans bonding and I wish society was more accepting of these types of things.

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