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/me opens the door gently
/me spots you sitting at the window
/me starts strumming on my acoustic guitar
me (in my softest, most subtle singing voice): It starts in my toes, and I crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes, I always know
That you make me smile, please stay for a while now
Just take your time, wherever you go

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she squeak on my bean

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I’d give it a shot, I mean you’re really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I’m sure we’ll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It’s okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don’t want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You’re so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it’ll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.