This man broke into my apartment, drank ALL the white claw, ♥♥♥♥ on the kitchen floor, and then looked me dead in the eye with his hand in this weird hook position and yelled at the top of his lungs, "IT'S ME TH-THE CAPTAIN, I'M THE WHITE GUY. THE CLAW! THE CAPTAIN CLAW!" before projectile vomiting on my cat and jumping out the window. DO NOT TRUST HIM!

OmO Where do i start? (´ω｀*) hehe~~ last night was the most magical moment because I was watching anime with my little sister and all of a sudden she hugged me!!!!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) I was sooooo embarrassed !!! >.< She started touching me and said “Onee-chan!! make love with me” (。・_・。) She started kissing me and she tasted like apples!!! w^ It was soooooo nice!!! (≧◡≦) ♡ Then she started stripping and it was super kawaii-desu!!! But the fun ended because papa had to come in and join us (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Man, that was a great party!

Congratulations! I'm badge-whoring on your profile. Also, let me see if I have another copy of Super Meat Boy somewhere...

You're gonna like Pirates. Fun game.