PRIVATE PROFILES WILL BE BLOCKED/IGNORED.

"Im going to die of food!" -Corey

Me: What time is it?
Callum: January.
Me: The time not the date, wait it isn't even January for ♥♥♥♥ sake it's August.
Callum: Oh yeah, its 6 I think.

"Grapes explode when you put them in a pigeon" - Corey

"How many zeros go into nine?" -Will

"When your ♥♥♥♥'s covered in sock fur" -Tak

"If Taylor Swift was a guy, i'd be a lesbian." - Corey

" I once pulled John Cena out of my ass if you know what I mean ;)" -Me apparently

11:50 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu is now Online.
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: eye must hav 2 gogog
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: cuz
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: amh aving 2 go
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: byby
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: lol
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: ♥♥♥♥♥
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: omg
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: 193
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: cats
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: are
11:57 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: in
11:58 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: your
11:58 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: area
11:58 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: looking
11:58 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: for
11:58 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: a
11:58 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: foodgiver
11:58 PM - Sgt Steven Spielberg Desu: I AM THE MASTER BANANA


Me: Have you seen the thing on imgur about the Queen being 90?
Tak: What? about her being so fit?
Me: Tak what the ♥♥♥♥


"Bite me arsehole you kinky pirate" -Tak