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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 9:11am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:59am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 5:43am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 6:14am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 7:04am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2014 @ 1:12am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 3:30am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 5:16am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 6:38am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 7:37am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 9:19am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:29am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 4:12am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2016 @ 7:12am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 4:16am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 7:15am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2016 @ 4:40am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 4:52am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 11:18am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2018 @ 4:49am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 6:28am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2016 @ 3:10am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2018 @ 8:14am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 9:27am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 2:26am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2014 @ 3:17am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2015 @ 9:31am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 1:51am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 5:47am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 9:25am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:29am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 4:04am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2018 @ 4:32am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 8:56am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2016 @ 5:13am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 5:37am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 7:34am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 3:10am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 6:54am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:08am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2015 @ 5:05am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 7:39am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 8:45am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2016 @ 7:16am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2016 @ 9:49am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 3:08am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:42am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2015 @ 7:34am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2015 @ 6:45am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 10:10am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2016 @ 2:40am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 7:00am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2015 @ 7:34am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2014 @ 3:09am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 3:27am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2016 @ 8:49am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 3:10am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2016 @ 4:00am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Jan 8, 2016 @ 7:44am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2014 @ 4:13am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 3:53am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 6:17am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 8:01am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 11:08am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 4:56am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 6:04am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 7:59am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2016 @ 3:46am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Jul 14, 2018 @ 6:52pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
17 / 20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
780 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
7 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+7

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