PleasingFungus
Nicholas Feinberg
Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey
Azzy sits in the great tower of Abhorrent, Inc. He’s surrounded by the muffled, maddened ranting and thin, monotonous whining of his executive VPs. He is the demon-sultan of Abhorrent, Inc., whose name no lips dare speak aloud, who gnaws hungrily at the fiend-world in his inconceivable, unlighted boardroom beyond normal time and space. He is nuclear chaos. He scares because he does not care. He non-thinks a thought. He makes an un-gesture.

Mr. Thotep rises and makes his presentation. “We’ve trimmed the ranks again,” he says. “Another few tossed through the portal into the human world.”

Azzy gibbers and bubbles.

“An excellent insight, sir. It’s never enough.”

Website! [pleasingfungus.com]
Dev-log! [pleasing.tumblr.com]
Azzy sits in the great tower of Abhorrent, Inc. He’s surrounded by the muffled, maddened ranting and thin, monotonous whining of his executive VPs. He is the demon-sultan of Abhorrent, Inc., whose name no lips dare speak aloud, who gnaws hungrily at the fiend-world in his inconceivable, unlighted boardroom beyond normal time and space. He is nuclear chaos. He scares because he does not care. He non-thinks a thought. He makes an un-gesture.

Mr. Thotep rises and makes his presentation. “We’ve trimmed the ranks again,” he says. “Another few tossed through the portal into the human world.”

Azzy gibbers and bubbles.

“An excellent insight, sir. It’s never enough.”

Website! [pleasingfungus.com]
Dev-log! [pleasing.tumblr.com]
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Eric Aug 28, 2016 @ 6:50pm 
You are alive and lucky as hell. Your job is like wrestling, in fact it’s pretty much the same idea. You think about what you need to do and then you do that.
PleasingFungus Apr 26, 2016 @ 12:16pm 
Jesus Christ.
Eric Apr 26, 2016 @ 12:39am 
My startup idea: Artorias becomes a stock market expert and uses a shrink ray on George W. Bush (WHO IS AMERICAN IN THIS CANON) and then traps him inside a mason jar. The Wolf of Wall Street.
PleasingFungus Dec 6, 2015 @ 7:16pm 
PleasingFungus, from #tigirc some years ago.
Elegnaim Dec 6, 2015 @ 6:41pm 
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS.
Eric Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:06pm 
Good