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I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed. He said they're on the house.

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

Most jokes that pilots tell go way over my head.

I would've kept off the grass, but I don't understand sign language.

Yikes! My fingernails are getting so long, they're growing out of hand!

C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun? Yeah, he was Punished.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.

Tennis players can never find happiness. Love means nothing to them.

You can never explain a good pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally.

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."

When oranges meet the press, they become pulp fiction.

I gave away my dead batteries, free of charge!

I'll race you all the way to Finland, and the first to reach the finnish line wins!

A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane. "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed."

I forgot how to throw a boomerag, but it came back to me.

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem. It's a solution.

When attacked by a mob of angry clowns, go for the juggler.

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Canadawg May 28, 2016 @ 4:52pm 
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Canadawg Jun 16, 2015 @ 1:50am 
:gentleman:Lincoln shot Kennedy in a time machine from the future which is now the past but wasn't when he did it.