how long do you think the world record for longest (by distance) post poop wipe is?

I am typing this from the edge of a cliff. I think this is the last message I am ever sending in this discord. You guys probably don't even care. Emily spent the past couple of weeks have several hour long skype video conversations with Kollosus at night. Really can't deal with this any longer. I have been going through so much the past couple of weeks. I lost my job because I spent most of my nights watching Emily and showed up to work late on numerous occasions. In addition, I have been accumulating debt donating to her as well hoping to win her affection, but she like always girls go for the bad boy and not the nice guy who has been there for her since the beginning. I bet she doesn't even care. I am done with this community, this discord, and my life.

This man sent me a single AAA batteries everyday for a decade after he got my address off Furry Simulator 2 - VR Edition....he knew damn well that i needed AA.

──────▄▌▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
───▄▄██▌█ beep beep
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ used undies delivery
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄​▄▄▄▄▄▄▌
▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀(@)▀

First of all, i don't got a lamborghini. Second, i do know knowledge. Third, i ♥♥♥♥ up sometimes with bookshelves and don't mean certain things. Fourth, i get pissy when materialistic things don't go my way, hence the bookshelves. You really think i'd kill the Hollywood Hills?

☂ I
💚 ♧ was
👳🎈 ✰ making
🐟🌂🚕 ✥ donuts
🎫👽🍇🐠 ✪ and
👑🎍🥗🌽🎽 ❁ now
🚗🐊🌋😺🍆👾 ★ I'm
👳👹🚙🌸🥒🎫🐝 ❃ on
📘📗🥞💄🍖🐳🎍💛 ❄ a
😺💗💙🐛🐊💃👔🚕🏓 ٿ bus!