Blendino's Pizza Review: Part 1

I travel a lot for work but Blandino's pizza is the best I'vs ever had while on a work trip. Its kind of hard to get to though. Blandino's pizza is about a mile into the state forest at the end of this unpaved trail. You can drive most of the trail but at a certain point it gets too narrow for a car so you have to get out and walk. After about a quarter mile walk I saw the restaurant, which looked exactly like the monster house from the movie monster house. Did you know Steve Buscemi voiced the old man Ned Bercracker in that movie?

Blandino's Pizza review: Part 2

Anyways, when I walked in all the lights were off. i flipped a light switch on and a fluorescent light that that looked like it belonged in a hospital flickered for a few seconds and went out again. I used my phone flashlight to look around and I saw a man with no arms sitting at one of the tables. he was eating a large pizza like a pigeon pecking at bird seed. He sipped on a yellow Gatorade through a straw as if it was his first drink in days then whispered to himself "more Parmesan cheese please". I heard the crash of metal falling from behind the counter and Greg Blandino crawled out on all fours and put some Parmesan cheese on his pizza. none of Blandino's limbs were facing in the right direction and his ears were long, probably 10 inches long, pointed at the top and no ear lobes. His skin stretched so thinly over his ears, i could see all of the veins.

Blandino's Pizza Review: Part 3

My month felt dry, a shiver ran down my spine, and my penis retracted. Blandino ran his "hands" through the man's hair, picked out a bug and ate it. he shouted "welcome to Blandino's!" as his head turned 180 degrees toward me like an owl. His eyelids were wide open but eye sockets were empty and black. I said "I'm here to pick up a large pepperoni pizza". Blandino's head rotated back into place, his ears shrunk into normal human shaped ears, he pulled out two eyeballs from a jar of liquid and shoved them into his skull. His skin was red and had steam coming off of it as if he had just got out of a tub of boiling water. "Just a minute he told me" and walked into the kitchen.

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quirky

+rep, They is my kitten no one can have they!