I'd like to start off this review by saying I played this game for 28.4 hours. I know it says that on this review already BUT I NEED TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRESS I. PLAYED. THIS. GAME. FOR. 28.4 HOURS. This isn't hyperbole. This isn't some "minimIze the game and cheese it" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I played this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I PLAYED IT. Why for that long you ask? Am I a monogloid? Well...yes. But that is besides the point. I decided to do a "no hint" run. What would posess me to do such a thing? What sane fat streamer would ever undertake such a stressful situation onto his already failing heart? Me. I would. I'm an idiot.

As I sat there watching the putrid credits roll...it hit me. This game accomplished exactly what it set out to accomplish. To make the player feel as though they've wasted their time. I feel nothing. As I recall the scantily clad Marianna and her useless conversations...my pants don't even move. Flaccid as a limp noodle I sit here. My sexual drive is gone. I'm an A-sexual now. All the color has left my face. I guessed every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person before I figured out who did it. I'm a failure as a detective and as a doctor. Bryce's ♥♥♥♥ of an accent is all I hear in my ear. "I'm a gravedigger and I'm coming for you next."

Sleep is something of the past. I've been awake for the last 72 hours. The weird ass shadow girl that randomly shows up in this dumpsterfire of a narrative caught me looking at questionable hentai on my computer yesterday. I think she is gonna tell my mom. I'm unhinged. A shell of a man. A piece of pathetic meat waiting for my demise. This game has broken me. I will give one warning to whoever sets out to complete this game using no hints.

DON'T.

P.S. WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE THERE MORE ACHIEVEMENTS FOR USING HINTS IN THIS GAME THAN FOR NOT USING HINTS IS THIS REAL LIFE?

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