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4.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
The game itself is solid, but it looks like garbage and doesn't do anything interesting. It's sad, really, considering the time, money, and effort that went in all for nothing in the end.
Posted September 4.
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0.2 hrs on record
Holy crap this is barely playable. The controlling in this is absolute garbage and incredibly infuriating.
Posted August 18.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Very good game so far. Maps are intentionally designed to give you a choice on how to solve the level (which I personally loved), the weapons feel awesome, and there is a lot of detail put into everything. The content provided right now is painfully short but what is here shows that there's a lot of potential for future episodes. The only real gripe I have is that the inventory system is highly limiting - there's only 3 slots to store weapons, consumables, and ammo. Regardless, I'm definitely looking forward to the full release.
Posted August 3.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Incredibly clunky in its current state. For example, you can place things in spots you shouldn't, and depending on where you are in the game you could lose ingredients or even soft-lock yourself in the tutorial entirely. I could imagine this becoming a problem as the game gets busier. This game has some cool ideas and potential but needs a bit more time until it's playable to a satisfactory level.
Posted August 2.
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0.6 hrs on record
why would I play this if I could just play overwatch
Posted July 25.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
(Generic, vaguely-European country) hates this guy! Shove endless amounts of food down your throat while avoiding those party pooping, RUDE woofer cops. Graphics are cute, gameplay and progression are fun (though some of the powerups don't really feel like powerups), and it's a great way to kill a couple of hours with a pal (even on a single controller!).

Btw the possum did nothing wrong.
Posted July 14.
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1.3 hrs on record
A "troll / do the opposite" game with very short (probably about a minute or so each, on average) and simple puzzles. I'd say $4 is fair for the hour I got out of it.
Posted July 14.
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0.6 hrs on record
I like almost everything about this game but I think the map layouts are a bit unfair for solo players. At times it feels like you have absolutely no opportunity to stop the bigger monsters because the portals spawn literally right next to the door. That's where I kept failing - not only would I have to defend the door but also run back and forth to get ammo for the better weapons as I ran out. If you're playing co-op you could probably at least station someone next to the door or portal with a bunch of popcorn to blow them out. So, in the end, I would recommend this only if you have a co-op buddy.
Posted July 14. Last edited July 14.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
It's okay, there's nothing super groundbreaking when compared to the game's (in)famous predecessor but it does things better at a lower price so I'll give it a thumbs up. The multiplayer component adds a new dynamic to the formula, and it feels like there was a lot more effort put in, but in the end it's still not that deep, just hardcore parkour on copy-pasted Unreal garbage.

Tip: enable Steam clipping so you can catch your buddies THROWING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME in 4K.
Posted June 30. Last edited June 30.
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0.4 hrs on record (0.0 hrs at review time)
This game is awesome! The best part about it is the existence of the physics gun, originally seen in Garry's Mod by Garry Newman.
Posted April 20.
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