welcome to my ♥♥♥♥ hole.

sex drugs and endless raves ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

licks teeth with malicious intent
my ♥♥♥♥♥ tastes like pepsi cola

my new boy left me 'cause i spent all of my money

i come w a keychain u can buy me for a dollar

Hi, I'm Ezra ; but I tend to go by teddy on most if not all platforms
I'm 22, surprisingly """male""", g a y (though i make that obvious enough), professional alcoholic / astrophysicist

I write a lot when I'm bored; so I started writing short stories. They're horrible, but at least they're mine.

webfishing is the greatest game ever made and you should buy it because the dev is cool and the game is a vibe

I make bad, dumb code. the best part is it's bad, dumb code that doesn't make sense
Translation: 1 year experience in lua - 3 months experience in clj - 5 years in unity - learning how to model nevermind that ♥♥♥♥ hard