I have a 47 billion GPA, took 938 AP classes in my freshman year, and am a member of every single extracurricular activity/team in the entire united states. Will i get rejected by the local community college?

Among Us is a game where players take on the roles of crew members on a spaceship. It's really exciting! 🛸👨‍🚀👩‍🚀 But, um, there are impostors among the crew who try to sabotage the spaceship and, um, kill the crew members. 😱🕵️‍♂️🔪

So, um, John F. Kennedy was the captain of the spaceship and was playing as a crew member when the impostor, Lee Harvey Oswald, um, infiltrated the spaceship and, um, carried out the assassination. It was a really sad moment for everyone. 😔👨‍✈️👀

OMG NEW FNAF MOVIE!!! OMG!!! I AM SO EXCITED 😁😁😁😁TO SEE THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS MOVIE! 🐻🎤 🐻🎤 🐻🎤 🐻🎤WAIT WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87 😱😱😱😱OMG WILLIAM AFTON!! 🟣🟣HAR 🤪HAR🤪 HAR 🤪HAR🤪 HAR 🤪HAR🤪 HAR🤪OMG GREGORY ⁉️ IS THAT GREGORY ⁉️ GREGORY ⁉️ GREGORY ⁉️ YOU NEED TO VENT GREGORY‼️‼️ I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS ON OCTOBER 27th 😀😀😀😀😀

Oh so you're a bunny? Name all bunny species then

I don’t think people realize how bald Agent 47 actually is. That level of baldness is absolutely insane and never before seen in the history of Gaming. All of the baldest people in history (like Mr. Worldwide and Pitbull) yet none have even remotely the same amount of hair loss in the time period that Agent 47 has displayed. I dare to say that Agent 47 is the baldest in the history of Gaming.

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Hello everybody and welcome to the wonderful world of the Urban Rescue Ranch!
What is the Urban Rescue Ranch you say?
It's a rescue farm owned by Freelance farmer, pumpkin farmer and ex-insane asylum pantient Uncle Farmer Dad Ben.

The Urban Rescue Ranch is built on a former Crackhouse and currently houses iconic creatures such as Kevin The Attack Rhea, ahostile guard bird that charges any foe, Dababy the Kangaroo and Quandle Dingle and Gort the Cabybara's.

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a hamburger.

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. In the meeting pretend you're hocking up a loogie, spit it into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "BEAT THAT!"

7. Inform a male co-worker that he would make a good hooker, then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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Top Ten Ways to be the "Funny Guy" in Your Office
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.

9. Come to work late then make a commotion about why everyone else is late (this is ironic!)

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Fortnite battle pass, I just ♥♥♥♥♥ out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, Adventure Time?

I have a question regarding Cyberpunk 2077

Do I need to play Cyberpunk 1, Cyberpunk 2, Cyberpunk 3, Cyberpunk 4, Cyberpunk 5, Cyberpunk 6, Cyberpunk 7, Cyberpunk 8, Cyberpunk 9, Cyberpunk 10, Cyberpunk 11, Cyberpunk 12, Cyberpunk 13, Cyberpunk 14, Cyberpunk 15, Cyberpunk 16, Cyberpunk 17, Cyberpunk 18, Cyberpunk 19, Cyberpunk 20, Cyberpunk 21, Cyberpunk 22, Cyberpunk 23, Cyberpunk 24, Cyberpunk 25, Cyberpunk 26, Cyberpunk 27, Cyberpunk 28, Cyberpunk 29, Cyberpunk 30, Cyberpunk 31, Cyberpunk 32, Cyberpunk 33, Cyberpunk 34, Cyberpunk 35, Cyberpunk 36, Cyberpunk 37, Cyberpunk 38, Cyberpunk 39, Cyberpunk 40, Cyberpunk 41, Cyberpunk 42, Cyberpunk 43, Cyberpunk 44, Cyberpunk 45, Cyberpunk 46, Cyberpunk 47, Cyberpunk 48, Cyberpunk 49, Cyberpunk 50, Cyberpunk 51, Cyberpunk 52, Cyberpunk 53, Cyberpunk 54, Cyberpunk 55, Cyberpunk 56, Cyberpunk 57, Cyberpunk 58,

I remember when I asked my 1st grade teacher, because she thought she was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smart, what 100+99 was. She said "one hundred ninety-nine".

I honestly thought this ♥♥♥♥♥ was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ treating me like I was some dumb ass. Because, 2+2 is 4, it's not two-two. It's got its own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name; four. I'm thinking, "You can't just combine the words for the numbers together. I'm 7 years old, I know you're bullshitting me. One hundred plus ninety-nine cannot just be one hundred ninety-nine. It has to be called something like glorble-glabal."

I never trusted that ♥♥♥♥♥ ever again. Until like 2nd grade when I learned bigger numbers than 100.

♥♥♥♥ people who play jenga wrong

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yes.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

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I have noticed that, although there are 3.5 billion woman on planet, I am not getting 3.5 billion sex? I don’t know if this is error or mistake but I have not seen bob or vagane once.

Reason for no sexy sex is unknown, but it is the unacceptable. All woman should expect text in phone within 5-7 business days containing picture of my peen, with the expectation of written apology to given to me within week of receiving text

If you are woman and would not like to sex, than you may send pic of bobs to my number to formally resign from sexy.

Thank you and please think about actions next time.

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Stop invisibility

Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did you add me, you little piece of ♥♥♥♥? Last thing I need is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Czeck Republic, Belgian lookin mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my friends list. Do me a favor and don't bother me again. Next time you won't be so lucky.

IT'S A SAX THINS THAT SOUA AXXMNTUAMS HAXM MNXMX HAM!!

You are no sweet genius

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