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You can’t just say "perchance" as if it's some whimsical relic from Shakespearean times and expect everyone to take you seriously! Do you even realize how absurdly out of place that word is in modern conversation? It's not some charming, archaic term that magically lends gravitas to your speech; it's a pretentious affectation that makes you sound like you're desperately trying to impress someone with your faux erudition. Using "perchance" in casual conversation is like wearing a powdered wig to a job interview—it’s laughably inappropriate and makes people wonder if you've ever interacted with human beings outside of a dusty old library. So, unless you're reciting soliloquies on a stage or penning flowery love letters with a quill, I suggest you stick to words that won't make people want to roll their eyes so hard they risk getting stuck looking at their own brain!

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How to stop girls from hitting on me? Every day I walk to class and through the arts tunnel, and every day I’m swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates. It’s gotten to the point where I’m consistently late to class, and it’s starting to affect my grades. I don’t know if it’s because word got that out that I watch anime, or maybe that I’m a music major, but all the attention is getting tiring. I’ve considered wearing a disguise, or walking outside in the cold, but both of these options come with their own set of problems.

What would you guys suggest to help me out??

I'm dead 💀

(biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the post just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

You claim that Agent 47 is the baldest in the history of Gaming. Might I remind you of the pokemon Electrode? The absolute smoothness of his dome piece is a true marvel to behold in the medium, one which might never be rivaled again. Whenever one is encountered in battle, the accuracy of any pokemon is instantly lowered to zero, as they are blinded by the sheer lack of follicles on top of his head. Electrode's power comes from his baldness, with his smile never fading and his hair never growing. I rest my case.