IRON XAN's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:57am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:59am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:36am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:04am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 1:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:36am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 8:38am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 2:52pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 6:24am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 5:50am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:27am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 8:07am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:19am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:27am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 8:24am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:57am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:15am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:00am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:58am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:24am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 12:20pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 6:17am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 1:46am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:35am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 1:22am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 4:21am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 1:52am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:04am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:06am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:34am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:37am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 1:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:05am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:10am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:43am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 6:18am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:02am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 12:37pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:56am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 6:27am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 1:46am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30