I'll preface this block of text by saying it is an amalgamation of sentences I have added over the span of years (since around 2015). The sentences have been rewritten and some ideas might have become obsolete or missing, but hey, who reads people's profiles novels anyways ?

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For the love of god if you want to add me, send a comment with the reasons. I don't like getting invites from nowhere with no explanations.



I hate when people assume stuff about very heated things like political views and beliefs. I hate talking about these things online and you should too.
I don't care whoever you are, you have basic rights.
That doesn't mean I will blindly accept toxic positivity that leads to people having to make sure whatever they say isn't offensive. If I say words you don't like, get tougher skin.


This account is normally named Alex EatDonut. Sometimes i change my name to what i think is funny.
ALT account that i use for either when i feel like rediscovering TF2 or when i play games / software that I'd be ashamed to have on this account.

I have a discord server. It is mostly french people talking 50/50 french and english alongside some channels dedicated to me spamming gacha game sh!t. If you want it, ask me about it.


[insert a "my battlestation" part here]
Anyways, on my main pc I have a Ryzen 5 5600X and a 3060, with 32GB of Ram, and my laptop is (awkwardly and coincidentally) almost the same spec (only difference are Laptop CPU, 3050 Ti Laptop Gpu and "only" 16GB of RAM). That's all you need to know. I can run games, that's for sure.

I also have a nintendo Switch and a Xbox Series X. I don't play much on either of them.
While I'm at it, might as well list the other consoles I have : a PS3, a Xbox 360, a Modded Wii, a failed modded Wii experiment, a Gameboy Advance XP, a DS lite, a 3DS, a new 3DS XL, a new 2DS XL (god i hate nintendo's 3DS naming scheme)(actually, I hate nintendo in general).

I emulate my Switch on PC. I had setup a build of Yuzu on steam prior to its fall, you might see me play it from time to time.

Don't bring up console wars or even "pc masterrace". If my thousands of hours in games on this account isn't telling that, I too like the pc masterrace, but I also understand the appeal of having a plastic box to run games without caring about computer stuff.


When I review games on steam in english, I usually rate games on an OK scale, from It's totally OK to It's totally not OK :
-It's totally OK - It's OK - It's barely OK - It's slightly not OK - It's not OK - It's totally not OK
When I review games on steam in french, I make a more developped and general overview than my rants and ok scales. French gamers really need better guidance than the usually pointless and bad reviews from some people.

That or whatever I felt like writing. Recently I have just written what comes to my head instead of forcing a rating on an arbitrary scale.


- Celeste and A Hat In Time are my indie picks
- Minecraft and Zelda BoTW are good open worlds
- The Super Smash Bros Series is the only fighting game i've ever liked
- Borderlands 2 because it was my getaway from TF2
- The Kingdom Hearts series has great gameplay and a jumpy story, while Scarlet Nexus is an RPG that is more interesting for its characters.
- If you really must get into a Gacha Game (god save your soul), i'd recommand either Genshin Impact if you like BoTW, or Blue Archive if you want a more Visual Novel style of game. Blue Archive is full of degens who act like child predators so honestly I get why you wouldn't want to touch it.


TF2 is a sinkhole, i keep getting into matches with very toxic players. Probably an EU thing. People are becoming more and more delusionnal, and mentally deranged, that or they are just acting like degenerates a little too well. Everyone is too focused on the cosmetic nightmare that the economy has become, the workshop is a mess, the content creation around the game is a mess.
Everything about the game has been done, everyone is becoming creatively bankrupt (or already is), and yet people still think the TF2 community is one of the most creative community out there... a big part of the community has become a huge circle-jerk, and I don't want to be apart of that.

So why do I still play the game, despite all that, after 10 years of regularly playing the game ?
Because it's fun, to play and map for.

While I play it only for the tf2maps imps to not feel like my 500+ € spent on the game don't feel like a waste, the game, when in the right environnement is still fun. The only problem is that you need to download a no hats mods and have the mindset that anyone you are faced against is a god at the game. Playing like that helped me improve at the game and made it more fun for me. Hopefully it can work with other people.

A thing I should remind you is that there are other games out there, and you can play multiple games at the same time. You aren't betraying anyone when taking a break from TF2, I know that there was a time when I stopped TF2 and played only Borderlands 2, and getting to play TF2 afterward felt refreshing.
Just don't be too loyal to a game, please.


I like to make good relationships with randoms, and hopefully play with them longer then 2 seconds. Usually, that doesn't happen, but if you see that i'm in the same game as you, I don't mind if you join me if you can.

My final point I should make is that I hate fandoms, mostly their reactions when they don't agree with you. Trying to debate against a bunch of people who have a herd mentality is one of my biggest mistakes in life. Now i understand that wasting time on this sort of thing is not the most productive thing to do.
Save yourself from pointless online debates by not commenting on that reddit post, or that twitter thread, you will save what feels like hours of your days and will save you from feeling like you are surrounded by idiots.

The world is not out to get you, you are just interacting with internet too much.