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339.5 hrs on record (329.9 hrs at review time)
if you dont own garrys mod and you still play games on steam, what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing with your life
Posted April 1, 2020.
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5.1 hrs on record
Genuinely an amazing leap in graphics and gameplay from the original Half-Life. Amazing story that continues from Half-Life, I strongly recommend this game.
Posted March 31, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Just like any other Ubisoft game, has it's own lore, own timeline, micro-transactions, Cool ways to unlock gear, choose your own stuff, did I mention micro-transactions? Also, sometimes forces you to get micro-transactions depending on what you want. Almost like this game is made by EA.
Posted June 13, 2019.
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60.4 hrs on record (47.4 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Bad
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at a wall is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitaire players

---{PC requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run Paint
☑ Runs on a potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks/achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want a story, go read a book
☐ Text or audio floating around
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☑ Average
☑ Long (if your objective is to finish it at 100%)
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ [Insert famous buggy developer here]
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted January 19, 2019.
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25.0 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
The game is very.... y e s
Posted December 16, 2018.
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32.9 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
Ever since I played this in mid 2016 to 2017 It's been so addicting, now that it has been pushed and more people are playing it, I recommend this game a lot.
Posted August 27, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
75.0 hrs on record (32.9 hrs at review time)
Ki Ki Ki Ma Ma Ma...
Posted September 1, 2017.
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10.1 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
If your really like crimes and FPS games then this is for you. Payday 2 is alot of fun and since it became free, MANY people can play and have fun. If you think this game sucks then you can go jump off a cliff.
Posted June 11, 2017.
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622.1 hrs on record (277.6 hrs at review time)
Must buy. THE GRAPHICS ARE AMMIZMAIMIAEHUINRSHNDHSRYDUXDHFGBHT.
Posted January 22, 2017.
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