Recent reviews by Blissey

glory to arstotzka and cobristan

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thats OMORI!

would be a solid 10/10 if i could mess up their orders more.

♥♥♥♥ you Quinn.

I've never actively tried to 100% a game, but i did it with amanda.

wooly the real mvp

First life:
I was born a girl named Marylue Zeuner. I was a little brown girl with nice black hair in a thriving village. food and crops and animals everywhere...and my life wasn't all that bad. First thing my mother did for me was feed me immediately and gave me a full set of clothing and a backpack. For being quite rich in resources, she had only pants, a shirt and one single shoe. No matter, for my life has just begun. I am quite new, so i had no idea what to do. I started to aimlessly wander around while saying 'e'. why? because what else could i say, i was but a toddler. I never saw my mother again, and died of starvation at the age of 35 bc i was in the middle of nowhere and everyone was busy. No children, just a nobody.

Second life:
My name is Minnie Wild. This time, I was a white girl with long red hair with freckles. My mother said absolutely nothing as she named me, put me on the floor, gave me a backpack carrying a single hat and walked away from her newborn baby. I waddled around, saying "F" when i got hungry. This village wasn't as jam-packed full of action as the previous life, it was smaller and more sparse, with a medium sized farm and small cooking area, with a room of nothing but bows, arrows, and knives. Just the right living conditions for a child. I grew up with my uncles helping me. When I got older, I asked for help with learning how to farm and my (im assuming) uncle and aunt helped me get water, till the soil and plant seeds. I had assigned myself the position of 'Farmer'. Whilst I was getting materials for a hatchet, I popped out a baby. I picked her up and named her...Dor. I wanted to name her Doofenshmirtz, but not only had i misspelled it, but it exceeded the charcter limit i guess? No matter. I said "oh my god i gave birth. say f to eat" and thats what she did. i introduced her to the home and she wandered off. She died at the age of two to who knows what. I gave birth to another girl, I named her Duna. I WANTED to name her Dummy, but Idk what happened. Said the same thing as last time, and gave her clothing. She talked to me, and i showed her the farm. We chatted a little bit when we saw eachother. I was getting old, however, and was going to pass away soon.

I was happy with life. I expanded the farm a ton, planted many crops, gave birth to around four kids. (Two of them died immediately after I gave birth to them before i could even name them, so i didnt include them earlier.) By now, my daughter Duna had given birth to my grandchildren, one named Lisa and another Kari. They both died at the age of two. My daughter had also tragically passed away at the young age of 21. I was dying, getting old. As i was taking my very last breath, I said "oop" as i accidentallt dropped made something i didnt mean to while i was farming. Then i died. At the age of 60 years old, my complete and fullfilling life had ended.

oop

11/10

i refunded the game bc i realized i already had a copy of ts3 and i did not actually lose it.

all hail sims 3, the best addition to the sims franchise. nostalgic. fantastic. ive made so many gay couples. i have sunk so many hours into this game my family is really concerned about me. send help.

seems like a fun game, i just have a potato for a laptop that couldn't run this game if it's life depended on it

recommend it though ig

gay

could be better

8 words: please dont waste your time on this game.

TL;DR: This game is a huge paywall. It's boring once you're done ''building your dream'' and it is incredibly limited.

This game is terrible. I spent like, what, 119 hours on this game? I'm not exactly sure why though, it was clear from the beginning that this is a huge time-waster. Please don't get this game unless you're high or it's 3am in the morning and you have nothing else to do. Or both, idk.

Lets go over this one by one. You start out as a square, plain white blob surrounded by some plants in an area. Also you're naked. It goes over the game in a very simple manner, it's fine. From what I remember, you make some clothes and pick up a top hat to decorate your blob, and after you walk through the portal, you're hit with immense disappointment when you realize that all those items and clothes you made and picked up on the way are completely gone. I walked around my realm and picked up a few things, but I realized something: this realm kinda sucked. First off, it was tiny. i could already tell from the get-go that i wouldn't be able to successfully build the city OR the hotel I wanted. I got this game because i like games that involve creating stuff, so i thought it'd be a type of Animal Crossing or Minecraft type of vibe, it wasn't. The realm was too small for my plans, so i had to build either a tiny city or the hotel, which neither ideas i liked.

Also, you can display your realm in the overworld, where you get to name your realm and can have others visit it. i thought this was when the realm woul change depending on which biome i put it in and i was wrong. i wanted a tropical-like island realm, with nice sand and lots of water and little palm trees. nope. i was sad to realize that it was the exact same land. i also didnt know that you were supposed to name it, so my realm's name was FOREVER "My Username's Realm" Which i absolutely hated. I couldnt change it either, because you had to buy an item that costs thousands of cubits to get.

Feeling vastly disappointed, i wondered around the realm and then decided to check out what else was in store for me. I then looked at the yellow square on the top right corner. I clicked on it, and after going through what it was, i realize something. Everything fun that i wanted to do or have was blocked off by a paywall. Everything i wanted to have was blocked off by unbelievable prices. I went over to the pets tab, expecting to have to pay only 100 cubits (the in game cash) for a cat or dog, no. You have to instead pay 10000 cubits for just one. Add that one to the disappointment meter. The biggest pack in the game is 100000 cubits (im pretty sure) and that seems like a lot at first, but when you look at all the other expensive packs, you'll most likely be out of cubits when you buy most of the packs because they're SO EXPENSIVE. this game is so obviously begging for money if this is what they think that us players are willing to pay. Players? More like payers...ha...ha...ok i'll shut up.

I looked outside the realm and was hit with a waft of deafening noises. people double-bouncing, people ramming their poor car into walls, cats meowing and dogs barking. I was wearing headphones while playing this game for the hope of nice music and sound effects, nope. I had to lower the volume, the sounds were very unpleasant. But lets look at the players, the majority of this game and it's reputations are the players. The players are either hella quiet and straight up ignore you if you talk to them (then again, every game has this) scammers galore, Advertisers who overlap your username and chat bubble with theirs, and occasionally you'll find some rando 9-year-old begging for free items and trying to guilt trip you into giving away your hard-earned cubits and items for their tophat. And trolls. Lots of them. Very rarely you'll find an actual good legitimate player who doesn't beg on the streets or scam people. Anyways, i got scammed and hacked very often. I had tried building a store so i could earn some cubits, and then one person took a bomb and blew it up because i added them to my trusted list. They got mad that i untrusted them and i logged out. i logged back in to find everything completely gone with a sign that basically said "♥♥♥♥ you i took all your stuff haha how do you like that" except they used the wrong 'your'. I had times similar to that, idk why i kept on playing afterwards.

I overall found this game incredibly boring and cumbersome. I always didnt know how to get certain items so i can craft it into a thing i wanted, because the game never told me where. You can't trust a single person in the game, and after you build the thing that you wanted to build, you cant really do anything else. it just seems to end. i sometimes hop on to see if there are any fun updates, and i'm wrong always. they just added dancing recently, and i was thinking that it would be free. no. you have to pay THOUSANDS OF CUBITS FOR 1 DANCE MOVE. tell me cosmic cow, who and why the hell would anyone ever pay lots of cubits or money to get a dance move that doesnt affect the actual building or gameplay? ngl i was actually kind of mad. it's so obvious that you are trying to milk as much money as you can before they realize that this is a humongous waste of time.

All in all, if you know better, do not get this garbage game. Just get Minecraft or Animal crossing, those are actual good building games, i recommend those. not this. those. not this.