A.D.Mynx
A.D.Mynx   Austria
 
 
I don't add Steam Level 2 and below (or hidden profiles) -> FU Scammer and don't even try! I don't give games for free, so dont even try to ask for it - Sucker! Thanks for the asshole ban Nether team suckers...-.-"
- Feel Bad Link: Link [steamdb.info]
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909 day(s) since last ban
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Dead Rising 2
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Hours played
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Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
140
Trades Made
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Market Transactions
The List of my games for trade is too long for steam =/ Please check the list on my HP:
ht tp://mynx.jimdo.com/gaming-080/
(FU Steam for deleting the link of my HP) Please delet the empte entry between http
Achievement Showcase
43,705
Achievements
879
Perfect Games
88%
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

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A.D.Mynx Oct 3 @ 7:21am 
B.I.M.B.O. - Banken, Investments, Märkte, Börsen und Optionen
A.D.Mynx Jul 4 @ 12:58pm 
Q: How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants? A: Depends on the length of the perch
Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? A: Beef strokin' off.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Life of a Dick is sad
Its family is nuts
Its neighbor is an asshole
Its best friend is a pussy
and when it get excited... it barfs

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Females will never be truly satisfied on Valentines Day until you have a chocolate flavored penis that ejaculates diamonds.

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until i catch one, I'm stuck here just holding my rod.

If it hurts when you pee. Urine trouble!

My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

I have a knife and a penis, you choose which one is going inside you
A.D.Mynx Jul 3 @ 12:10pm 
"Manche Menschen schwimmen mit dem Strom, andre dagegen. Ich steh mitten im Wald und find den FLuss nicht." XD
A.D.Mynx Jun 7 @ 1:13am 
Der Stoßtrupp dringt ins Dorf ein und trifft in einem Haus zwei hübsche achtzehnjährige Mädchen und eine sechzigjährige Frau an. „Los Kameraden“, ruft der Unteroffizier, „die Weiber vernaschen wir!“ Da fallen die Mädchen auf die Knie und flehen: „Tut mit uns, was ihr wollt, aber laßt unsere Oma in Frieden!“ „Still“, ruft da die Alte, „Krieg ist Krieg!“
A.D.Mynx Jun 7 @ 1:06am 
Ein Mann zeigt seinem Freund eine goldene Damenarmbanduhr. „Stell dir nur vor, berichtet er, „ich bin neulich mit einem Mädchen im Park gewesen und sie hat mich geküßt, gestreichelt und schließlich ihren Slip ausgezogen. Dann hat sie geflüstert, ich könne von ihr alles haben, was ich wolle. Nun – da habe ich ihr diese Uhr abgenommen und bin weggelaufen.“ „Das war sehr klug von dir“, nickt der Freund anerkennend, „mit dem Slip hättest du sowieso nichts anfangen können!“
A.D.Mynx Jun 4 @ 11:48pm 
Due to a popular demand, I have now transcended my mortal shell and became one with the tablet. Trivial “necessities” such as consuming nutrients or daily horizontal inactivity rituals no longer concern me. Time and space are but a mere illusion. From my elevated state of existence, unlimited secrets of the universe unravel themselves before me, and as I drift further into the Endless, I have but one message to convey: “SO LONG, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!”