-rep Wesker user and toxic and didn't play nice, made me cry and now I'm butt hurt

+rep After a good game in dbd, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dbd and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard D111ck push against my leg. I punched him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

You read right, and the angry comments will only fuel me further. Get me some hummus to go with that rage because Daddy is hungry.

If I see you on the other side tea bagging like you're hovering over a mug of boiling water I will do everything in my power to give you the fastest game of your life.

If that flashlight in your filthy salty little hands starts to recreate an EDM concert, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ next.

When you're tea-bagging at the gate because you think you're out and safe, guess what ♥♥♥♥-head, turn around, oh what's that? Blood Warden? You're mine now!
Sorry not sorry, if you're bad mannered then so the f**k am I. I am completely polite and play fair every game but if you want to get in the mud and start slinging ♥♥♥♥, lets get dirty. I've been playing video games since I was 3 years old in '96, I was there when T-bagging was INVENTED, play nice or eat dirt little boy....

( To those who play cool, keep doing you boo, next round is on me <3 )

strong 4man!

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Playing DBD is fun but I suck. But now I am better, I have achieved Lvl.9 Noobism and about to reach the next chapter in my journey, lvl 10. Also sorry if I tunnel you or if I am a terrible teammate/looper/shack-pallet insta dropper and also a no-mither gamer.