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报告翻译问题
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
♥ 🌸 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥞
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"
♥ 🌂 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍖
🎁 ❀ Pinhead
🌂💎 ☎ Blues:
🔋🏓😺 ☁ Oh,
🌏🌽💚📕 ✩ I
🍇🎍🌸👑⚡ ♀ LOST
🌳🐳🍖🎽🚕👹 ✿ my
📗📀🚗🚙🍆🚘💄 ✯ ``HELLO
🎄👳👾🐠👃🥒🐊💗 ♂ KITTY''
🐟🐝🕺👔🎈🥞📣📘🐛 ✳ DOLL
and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS.. (sniff) My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf) So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!! (on no, no, no.. Heh, heh)