hold my beer and watch this.
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baller Nov 26 @ 2:07pm 
Sup beer. I used to play wit u on tf2 jailbreak that was fun asf.
Rem レム Oct 31 @ 11:16am 
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆 ♥♥♥♥🌽
Rem レム Oct 21 @ 9:14pm 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. discord.gg/FYCfb8Rybd
happs (God is good) Oct 21 @ 5:15am 
dude is :summer2019logocorgi:
schizophrenic patient Oct 4 @ 12:05pm 
stop calling me homophobic and anti-semetic slurs, i will inform my abuela of this
Tokey Oct 3 @ 10:17am 
i miss u…