_jERZ
Justin   South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
 
 
:steamsalty: old man gaming warlord dominates all in his way

"Ima cut your eyelids off..... and feed you nothing but sleeping pills" - Method Man

I aint a killer, but dont push me, revenge is like the sweetest thing, next to gettin pu$$y.

I've seen a million numbered doors on the horizon
Now, which is the future you're choosing before you go dyin'?
I'll tell you about a secret I've been undermining
Every little lie in this world comes from dividing
Say you're my lover, say you're my homie
Tilt my chin back, slit my throat, take a bath in my blood, get to know me
All out of my secrets
All my enemies are turning into my teachers
Because, lights blinding, no way dividing what's yours or mine - Alex Ebert - Truth

Currently Online
cyanide <= bang Apr 18 @ 3:43am 
You did _jERZ it was me. :)
_jERZ Apr 4 @ 9:31pm 
i thought i saw you walking down the road, mumbling to yourself shaking your keyboard at people as they walked past, all makes sense now!
cyanide <= bang Apr 4 @ 6:18pm 
Don't use forehead advice, I followed this man's advice and lost my car keys and the ability to remember where I live. Now I wander the streets with my keyboard.
_jERZ Apr 3 @ 7:45pm 
use your forehead to slam the space button to jump. if serious, you wont be gaming for abit sadly :P even after cast off you will struggle till 100%, my thumb still has moments of discomfort, but i tore my ligaments not broken, so mine is a long heal.
Melbourne tap water Apr 1 @ 5:46am 
Broke my left thumb :( Please give advice on how to navigate life with no left thumb for the next month!!!
Melbourne tap water Dec 9, 2023 @ 6:32am 
+rep can confirm, this dude's thumb game is orgasmic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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