As many of you know during World War 8 evil aliens dug up Hiter's corpse and resurrected him using the power of science. SCIENCE! The only way to stop the evil Hitler and the evil aliens was with the HOLY BANANA SLICER. My comrades and I went on a quest to obtain the HOLY BANANA SLICER for SCIENCE! Heroic soldiers heroically defended the earth heroically while my heroic comrades and I heroically fought off evil aliens heroically while heroically charging towards the center of the earth heroically while on our heroic quest to heroically obtain the heroic HOLY BANANA SLICER. After obtaining the heroic HOLY BANANA SLICER we heroically charged down the rainbow bridge heroically while heroically shooting heroic laser beams out of our heroic HOLY BANANA SLICER heroically. We then heroically slew the evil Hitler with our heroic weapon with our heroic comrades. Our heroic accomplishments are heroically recorded into heroic history textbooks as many of you heroically know.

This is God in his purest form.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

that animal may be cute but its not as cute as you are <3 your boyfriend