"Are you a human?" Yeah. What do you think I am, a furry?
"Are you cool?" No.
"Do you trade anything?" No.
"Can I friend you?" No.
"Do you do anything with your life?" Absolutely not.

"What's your favorite band?" This is a trick question, no one would ask this.
"Who's your role model?" In the words of a modern day literary genius, "your mom".
"What's your favorite album?" See, I should say some "underrated" indie album that everyone has listened to, because it'd be funny.
"OMG LIST YOUR PC SPECS" I can boot into Windows. Is that enough?


"What's your favorite anime?" See, I can fake it and pull out some super obscure anime no one has ever heard about. But I won't, I'm not that desperate. But Macross Frontier do be slappin'.
"Do you have a waifu?" ayo where my garrus vakarian simps at
"You lied to me! This isn't telling me every single personal detail!" Well, yeah, because I'm not stupid.